birthday quotes and sayings
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday."
"It takes a long time to become young."
"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity."
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