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"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's."
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
"There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
"I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
"If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg."
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas."
"You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting."
"The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'"
"The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it."
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