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"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it."
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them."
"I drink therefore I am."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
"I must have a drink of breakfast."
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
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