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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!"
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."
"Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness."
"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage."
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory."
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive."
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties."
"For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"
"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest."
"Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger."
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