Funny quotes
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
— Dave Barry
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating.
— Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
Time's fun when you're having flies.
— Kermit the Frog